Monday, June 4, 2007

Signs from the Heaven, mahahahaha

En Taro Adun, Executors!

We, the people of Protoss, bring unto thee the good tidings of planets, stars, moons, peanuts and beers! For by the Great Winds we have come, and pursuing the trails of Zergs and you petty Terrains we will achieve our due victory, the last of a people long bereaved our homeworld.

Oh! Auir! Thy great beauty was lost to the ruthless Zergs! But lo! No such disgrace shall be endured much longer. Renewed is our zeal to retake Auir, and by the Great Winds.... I have digressed too much... My apology, StarCraft II is taking away the last shred of my sanity.

Here is a game I want you, humans, to play. Prove that you are intelligent, or face the utter destruction brought proudly to you by the Zerg Federation! Er, sorry, I mean Protoss Federation.

1. Guess what planet is this:


2. Count the Number of Craters (Bonus, point out who created these craters)

3. Can you spot the ghost? Or the Big Dipper
4. Discuss the dire consequences of continuously gazing at the following meteorological phenomeon
5. Now you see it, now you don't, tell me what you didn't see.
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Dadada, now is the Answer Time.
1. Earth... but the star at the centre looks like Jupiter....
2. There are a few craters, and none of which was created by me.
3. I can see both.
4. One will suffer back burn.
5. I didn't see Jupiter.